God, puns/portmanteaus with the word “query” in them are hard. Lesson learned! Anyway, you know how querying is the first step to getting an agent? Well, sometimes, despite how hard your project rocks or how good a writer you are, your query sucks. Don’t feel bad, so did mine, I’m pretty sure. But the very kind Joelle Anthony, a bonafide query master, has offered to take a look at your query and see if she can use her vast knowledge to supe it up a little. There are rules for this endeavor, so visit her blog for more details. I will not be offering this same sort of advice, mostly because I don’t think you want my help writing a query–mine was never very good to begin with.